Justin Trudeau: “Nobody Told Me the Nazis Were Bad People”
A day after Justin Trudeau openly praised former SS officer Yaroslav Hunka, the Canadian Prime Minister defended himself, saying nobody had ever told him that the Nazis were bad.
"How was I supposed to know that Hitler murdered millions of people?" Trudeau said in a press conference. "I just thought he was a guy with a cool mustache."
He then went on to apologize to all Jews for his mistake, saying he wanted to make it up to them by distributing matzo balls to all Jewish Canadians, but that Canadian animal rights laws prohibit the castration of all animals, including matzos.
Meanwhile, the ADL has announced that they will be honoring Hunka because "in an era where antisemites face unjust discrimination on Elon Musk's social media platform X, Nazis need our support more than ever".