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Rep. Tlaib Demands Israel Reimburse Hamas for Damaging Their Rockets
Judge Rules That Trump Lied When He Said He Would “Win Bigly”
Justin Trudeau: “Nobody Told Me the Nazis Were Bad People”
Air Force One Stairs Replaced With Slide So Biden Can’t Fall
Toilet Installed on Senate Floor for John Fetterman
Trump: “Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated”
White House to Hire 200,000 Illegal Immigrants as Border Agents
Pentagon Goes Missing After Employees Take Simultaneous Lunch Break
Romney to Resign Because Tax Payers Have No Money Left to Steal
White House: Impeachment of President Biden Is “Elder Abuse”